overweight issue.. juz for laughs

feel like sharing this.. from some library book:

you feel overweight, and it depresses you.
The more depressed you get, the more you trough out;
The more depressed you get,
the more you graze and the more you chub up.
You feel tired so you spend the weekend sleeping.
This makes you feel more tired so you laze around dozing on the sofa.
This makes you feel even more tired so you go to bed,
but you can't get to sleep because you feel too tired.
When you get up on Monday morning, you are completely spanked.